My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
© Melanie Bolanos MGMT at Stanford University on May 18, 2013
im curled up in a ball with a blanket because im starving bbut idk what to eat and i dont wanna get up
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
why wont you give out a link rather than taking a screen shot?
Museums are really weird.